Major life update: I have 2 monitors now, I am unstoppable, ADHD got nothing on me.
According to research compiled by the Daspit Law Firm, cruise ships have the lowest rate of deaths per billion passenger miles with 0.08. Compare that to 11.9 for rail travel, 3.3 for cars and trucks and 0.8 for commercial air, and traveling on the seas is a relatively safe venture.
I googled this because I disagreed with my colleague that cruise ships are safer than planes. I was like who wants to be stuck out in the ocean hoping to be saved, food rationing, water rationing, sorry babes, I’d rather meet my maker INSTANTLY MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKING FAST FACES PASS AND IM HOMEBOUND.
Take the God Poll! www.gocek.org/godpoll/default.aspx
or don’t. It’s ok, God is not watching.
Visited the Flower Dome at Gardens by the Bay for the first time (sorry, I know and I don’t want to hear it) and all I could think of was people with pollen allergies would simply perish in the flower dome. Also, will Gardens by the Bay provide free antihistamines or should they start selling antihistamines at the gift shop?
If the Brain is not braining, it’s a Brian and Brian is farting again. Too many instances of Brian’s farting this month. See you at the corner of Damn Road and Stupid Street (Damn Stupid, geddit……………………………….👀)
Reporting live from The Reading Corner:
Currently reading:
Empire of Pain by Patrick Radden Keefer
A hard read, currently 40% through this THICC ASS book, it’s so bad I had to put it down and jog around my desk.
Finished reading:
4/5 frogs for The Trouble with Goats and Sheep
It was a good, simple and easy to read. That’s it.
Toenotes:
Tetris used to prevent post-traumatic stress symptoms (I found out about this while getting my degree from Tiktok University: www.ox.ac.uk/news/2017-03-28-tetris-used-prevent-post-traumatic-stress-symptoms)
I want to hold a copy of Debra Frasier’s On the Day You Were Born. The most beautiful book ever, makes you want to celebrate your birthday every time! JUST LOOK AT THE COVER:
Being alive is such a useless skill, I can’t even put it down in my CV. Anyone on LinkedIn can help me? JK, Linkedin is Facebook for people with degrees. GET IT AWAY FROM ME! (side side note, I’m also on Linkedin…🙄)
Comments
No posts