Firstly, who said reincarnation is real? What if reincarnation is a lie? What if God is just an actor someone hired and this is all just psyops from the funeral industry? Is there a feedback box when we get there, because I have some serious beef with God and people on Earth?
First feedback: Why was I not born into wealth?
Second feedback: Why did you invent responsibilities, like jobs and bills?
Third feedback: Can you just show everyone what Heaven and Hell looks like?
Fourth feedback: Can you tell me what it’s like to have human worship you?
Fifth feedback: Can you show me proof that you worked on the Earth? 7 days to complete the project is quite the task. Can you show me step-by-step?
Secondly, who invented lactose? Life is hard enough already, now I cannot enjoy a dessert or a coffee without having enough gas to cook breakfast, lunch and dinner? PLEASE GOD! GIVE ME ONE CHANCE!
Thirdly, we need to introduce social referees. Some people just need to be red-carded on the spot!
Example of possible offences:
Letting your kids run around in a restaurant or a cafe - INSTANT YELLOW CARD.
Using TikTok in public on maximum volume - RED CARD.
Cutting queue at the supermarket and pretending not to know - RED CARD.
Standing on the wrong side of the escalator - YELLOW CARD.
Using phone while walking and then bumping into people - RED CARD.
Not being considerate when using public toilet , LIKE CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF! ARE YOU AN ANIMAL? - TWO RED CARDS.
This will improve social decorum. 😈 We shall reward bad social behaviour handsomely 😈.
Fourthly, no more commissions for me (for now… I might need money in the future) I need time to myself to make some cool stuff and I don’t want to feel stressed about deadlines or replying emails or doing things I DON’T LIKE :< I just want to look at Pinterest all day. After the end of September rolls around, I will be free from the shackles of being perceived!
Fifthly, The Reading Corner:
Currently reading:
The Trouble with Goats and Sheep by Joanna Cannon
Fleishman Is in Trouble by Taffy Brodesser-Akner
Finished reading:
3/5 frogs for Supper Club by Lara Williams
Interesting read, nothing really notable, overall ok to read. The middle got a little boring to read. I think this book tries to be Sally Rooney’s Conversations with Friends but becomes a lacklustre read. I was just eager to finish the book.
Toenotes:
The Gentle Woman bag but it says Cunty Woman instead
Support group for people who cannot maintain eye contact because I don’t know you yet
Proposal to bring your friends out to exposure therapy otherwise they will live in perpetual fear of embarassment and shame
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